I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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