"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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