yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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