the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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