How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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