Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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