: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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