She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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