Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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