Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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