Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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