Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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