these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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