what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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