Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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