yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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