Pappa wants mamma naked
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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