my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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