dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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