Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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