Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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