halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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