She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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