She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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