There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
foreskin is a definite game changer
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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