I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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