I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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