All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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