I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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