Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm really busy with my period
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