On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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