i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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