the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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