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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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