Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Randomize
