I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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