btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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