I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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