he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
That was an excessively violent trivia night
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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