hotel room ftw
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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