after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
