Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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