I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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