I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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