i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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