Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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