I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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