But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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