Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I party with great urgency now.
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