Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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