I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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