Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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