who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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