Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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