from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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