White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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