The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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